The End(arr) is Nigh!

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Thu, 23 May 2013 00:33:33 -0400

pkmncoordinators: SOMEBODY TAKE MY COMPUTER AWAY FROM ME

Wed, 22 May 2013 04:44:11 -0400

pkmncoordinators:

SOMEBODY TAKE MY COMPUTER AWAY FROM ME

deeperstateofmind: misledghost: geek-in-a-box: See, here he...

Mon, 20 May 2013 14:56:04 -0400

deeperstateofmind:

misledghost:

geek-in-a-box:

See, here he was like ‘Why not?’ Because earlier that’s what Thor wanted to do, that’s what Thor would have done. So he saw no problem with it. In this scene its the irony that its now Thor trying to talk Loki out of doing the exact thing he wanted to do earlier in the film.

Loki’s giving Thor a taste of his own medicine, having him be the voice of reason and Loki completely ignoring him and treating him like a fool. Just like Thor had done.

This. Exactly. There’s an amazing essay on the topic here, which I urge you all to read.

this why i love tumblr. we can write amazing multi-paragraph essays about Loki’s character development but we can’t bring shit to write stuff for school

whatyoudodefinesyou: bossanovabyss: redkun: That episode...

Mon, 20 May 2013 12:24:24 -0400

whatyoudodefinesyou:

bossanovabyss:

redkun:

That episode where you find out that a member of the zany villain squad actually has a heartbreaking past, which includes a bit where he pushes himself to perform a feat that has never been done before and has never been done since, all for the sake of love, only to be rejected as a freak.

All three of them have heartbreaking pasts.

Meowth’s was listed above.

James had abusive (at the very least neglectful, but they didn’t care how he was treated so long as he awarded them prestige) parents who had engaged him to a sociopath, who wanted to whip him and change everything about him to be more “presentable.” He ran away and was on the streets for a long time before he finally joined a crime ring.

Jesse was raised by a single mother, and the two of them were so poor that they rarely had actual food; her mother would make her a “feast” out of snow in the winter that Jesse considered to be a treat because that’s how badly they were starving. If the audio dramas are to be believed, Jesse’s mother was also a member of Team Rocket, who disappeared (read: died) on an expedition searching for Mew, leaving Jesse alone. And then Jesse, like James (and Meowth) was so desperate for a means to survive that she (inadvertently?) followed in her mother’s footsteps and joined Team Rocket/a life of crime just to get by.

“Zany villains” they may be, but Jesse, James, and Meowth are the three deepest characters on the show. I love them.

Holy shit

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Mon, 20 May 2013 12:24:12 -0400

gimlilockbearer: bilbos-buttons: elronds-eyebrows: ianbrooks: ...

Mon, 20 May 2013 12:24:09 -0400

LOTR Illustrated Guitar by Vivian Xiao / posted by ianbrooks.me

LOTR Illustrated Guitar by Vivian Xiao / posted by ianbrooks.me

LOTR Illustrated Guitar by Vivian Xiao / posted by ianbrooks.me

LOTR Illustrated Guitar by Vivian Xiao / posted by ianbrooks.me

LOTR Illustrated Guitar by Vivian Xiao / posted by ianbrooks.me

LOTR Illustrated Guitar by Vivian Xiao / posted by ianbrooks.me

LOTR Illustrated Guitar by Vivian Xiao / posted by ianbrooks.me

LOTR Illustrated Guitar by Vivian Xiao / posted by ianbrooks.me

gimlilockbearer:

bilbos-buttons:

elronds-eyebrows:

ianbrooks:

LOTR Illustrated Guitar by Vivian Xiao

Exquisitely detailed enough to be crafted in the forest realm of Lothlórien, this beauteous guitar was not forged by elf nor man, but by 16 year Vivian Xiao with sharpie markers! Depicting Nazgul, Minas Tirith, and even the all-seeing Eye of Sauron, this divinely-engraved instrument could surely inspire even more Led Zeppelin songs. Check put Vivian’s website for details on purchasing and commissions.

Artist: Deviantart / Tumblr / Facebook (via: Obvious Winner)

*tears run slowly down face*

OH MY GOSH

I WANT IT

Fuck me running I want this even though I’m shit at guitar.

bedquest: dear fucking tumblr this is a fucking bumblebee this is a fucking bee this is a fucking...

Sun, 19 May 2013 22:42:17 -0400

bedquest:

dear fucking tumblr

this is a fucking bumblebee

this is a fucking bee

this is a fucking hornet

this is a fucking wasp

as you can fucking see the longer their legs are and the less fuzzy they are is equivalent to how fucking evil they fucking are

koharunami: repost cause I found this gif. Explanation here

Sun, 19 May 2013 13:06:49 -0400

koharunami:

repost cause I found this gif.

Explanation here

pastelmorgue: cottoncandy-dreams: Ah Jason, he is a total...

Wed, 15 May 2013 00:57:43 -0400

pastelmorgue:

cottoncandy-dreams:

Ah Jason, he is a total legend. Yes, our first ever meeting in the lobby of a Belfast hotel did start by him rugby tackling me to the floor yelling “WIFEY!!”

- Emilia Clarke

I AM SO BEYOND FUCKING DONE

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Fri, 10 May 2013 08:19:41 -0400

another-superwholock-fanwarrior: feed-me-to-the-flobberworms: F...

Fri, 10 May 2013 08:19:36 -0400

another-superwholock-fanwarrior:

feed-me-to-the-flobberworms:

FAVOURITE POST ON THE INTERNET, YOU CAN ALL GO HOME

THE LAST ONE<3

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Thu, 09 May 2013 18:56:03 -0400

tyleroakley: My #1 Pokemon.

Thu, 09 May 2013 13:42:02 -0400

tyleroakley:

My #1 Pokemon.

casually-serious: declantumbles: A mashup I created using the...

Thu, 09 May 2013 01:32:09 -0400

casually-serious:

declantumbles:

A mashup I created using the Imagine Dragons song “Radioactive” and the Daft Punk song “Harder Better Faster”. Follow me at DeclanTumbles.tumblr.com for more mashups.

Holy shit

just-a-skinny-boy: I am the Doctor - Dubstep Remix

Tue, 07 May 2013 17:31:46 -0400

just-a-skinny-boy:

I am the Doctor - Dubstep Remix

riderjetfire: Best moment in the whole series.

Tue, 07 May 2013 14:22:00 -0400

riderjetfire:

Best moment in the whole series.

elijahwood: thisshipatsea: My sister and I are Lord of the...

Tue, 07 May 2013 02:43:07 -0400

elijahwood:

thisshipatsea:

My sister and I are Lord of the Rings enthusiasts and avid jewelry designers. We came up with the idea to handcraft polymer clay Lord of the Rings jewelry together. Our aim is to share our passion with others, and to give girls the opportunity to display their love for Tolkien while feeling beautiful. Our shop just recently opened. So excited about it!

❧ Middleearthgirls on Etsy! ❧

Oh, wow, look at how beautiful these are! Be sure to click on the link for some gorgeous lotr inspired jewelry!

bogleech: what-are-you-doing-here: goddessofcheese: brofligate...

Mon, 06 May 2013 01:29:07 -0400

bogleech:

what-are-you-doing-here:

goddessofcheese:

brofligate:

did-you-kno:

Source

There is literally nothing better than a sexy, badass lady.

CHING MOTHERFUCKING SHIH

This lady was such a badass, I can’t count the ways, but let’s try.

She got married to an already successful pirate, Zheng Yi, and took over when he died. She was crazy strict to keep an iron fist over her fleet of pirates, and the punishments for stepping out of line were brutal. If you stole or looted from a town that provided assistance or tribute to the pirate fleet, Ching would chop your fucking head off with a battle axe and dump your lifeless body in the ocean. If you stole from the pirate treasury, or she thought you were stealing from the pirate treasury, Ching would chop your fucking head off dump your lifeless body in the ocean. Raping any captured female prisoners was punishable by immediate death. Fuck, if you had consensual sex while on duty you got your head chopped off and the woman was chucked off the boat no matter where they were at. Ching wasn’t fucking around, and she wanted to make damn sure you weren’t fucking around when you should have been working.

Two years after she took over, she got so notorious for ransacking towns and taking taxes on them that she pissed off the entire Chinese government, and sent out a massive fleet to bring her in line. Most pirates probably would’ve said this was out of their pay grade and taken off to hide out or ransack some other country.

Ching Shih said fuck that.

She not only faced them head on, she wiped the floor with them, killing hundreds and capturing sixty-something ships from the Imperial Fleet. Prisoners were given the choice of joining up or being executed on the spot. The Admiral of the Chinese navy, Kwo Lang, was so afraid of being captured by her or going back to admit he’d been beaten by her that he committed suicide.

For the next two years, Ching Shih not only kept on pirating, she fought off Chinese forces as well as Dutch and British warships that the navy called in to help. Finally the government gave up and offered her amnesty as well as amnesty for her then SEVENTEEN THOUSAND crewman. Ching Shih got to keep all her plunder, so she retired to the countryside where she opened up a brothel and lived until she was 69.

tldr: I’ve come to terms with the reality that I’ll never be as terrifyingly badass as this woman was.

i will be as badass as she

You know, I heard of her, but I’d either forgotten or never heard that she grew old and retired having never been brought down or defeated ever.

She won being a pirate.

She got history’s high score.

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